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Stress Relieving Humor

  • Arizona 1070 Bus Lines: Worried about Arizona laws? Relocate to the Golden State to avoid sheriff Joe Arpaio and his tent city.
    Free transportation
  • Mogee The Minutia Manager: Think your boss sucks? Just be glad you don't have Mogee as your supervisor.
    Appreciate your boss
  • Britney Takes It Off: Exclusive photo shoot with drug addled Britney. Wave a dollar her way fellas, and see what she does.
    Tuck one in her bra
  • The Incredible Flying Couch: An experiment in furniture physics from the third floor balcony.
    Experience the couch
  • Sausage Secrets: The unexplored world of Vienna Sausage.
    Potted meat parade
  • Psychic Burrito: No need to gaze into a crystal ball. The tortilla wrapped seuth-sayer reveals all.
    Bean and rice fortune teller

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    I'll do it, I swear.
     
  • Test Your Tongue: How many different languages can you speak? See if you can translate these Spanish, French, German, Italian and Portugese phrases.
    Translation quiz
  • Geek Bike Project: Want to ride your bicycle after dark? You must have one of these magnificent asphalt illuminators.
    Extreme bicycle light
  • Get LIT: Libation Information Technology. Find the next happy hour in your area.
    Find your libation location
  • Cam of the Weak: Remember Ed TV and the Truman Show? KLorg cams are significantly more weak.
    What the hell is that?
  • Elvis Sightings: Oh, mama, it's him. The King of Rock and Roll, coming to a trailer park near you.
    He's waiting, mama

 

Joke a Matic Brain

A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to paint the toilet seat. After he finished, he headed to the kitchen to raid the refrigerator. The wife comes home sooner than expected, and heads to the bathroom, sits down and gets the toilet seat stuck to her rear. She becomes upset and in a panic shouts to her husband to drive her to the doctor.

She puts on a large overcoat to cover the stuck seat, and off they go. When they get to the doctors office, the man lifts his wifes coat to show their predicament. The man asked, "Doctor, have you ever seen anything like this before?"

"Well, yes." the doctor replied. "But never framed."

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